Archive for xbox 360

Epic Skate Bails – NPC Glitch

Posted in General Updates with tags , , , on September 25, 2008 by oafhamper

Right as I managed to bail, this female NPC skater just screwed up.  It’s horrifying!

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The Return of Epic Skate Bails (!!!)

Posted in Features with tags , , , , , on August 3, 2008 by oafhamper

http://skate.share.ea.com/profiles/51496/posts/1176976.aspx

WAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH!

UPDATE: I just got neutured!

What If: Metal Gear Solid 4 on the Xbox 360

Posted in General Updates with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 16, 2008 by pyrohazard

A cheeky Youtuber by the name of DarkPontiac posted this simulation of what it would be like if Metal Gear Solid 4 actually went on to be ported to the Xbox 360. Personally, I don’t believe it would take up 12 discs unless Kojima really hates texture/audio compression and disregards the space of the DVD9. But the video does hold some merit.

Updates are sporadic recently and for that we apologize, but that’s to be expected when members are taking well-earned vacations in the Bahamas with plenty of booze and booty.

Expect more articles, irreverent humor, and posting of videos soon! We promise. We got some new features and content on the way, so be on the lookout for those.

Real Life Achievements

Posted in Features with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 6, 2008 by pyrohazard

One perk of possessing Microsoft’s questionably liable video game console, the Xbox 360, is its use of so-called “achievements.” They are points you are given after completing a certain task in a certain game. These points add up to your gamerscore, which is the equivalent to a over-inflated ego or a post count on a message board. Remember, the bigger your score is, the bigger your junk is!

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Grand Theft Auto IV Transmissions

Posted in Web Wednesday with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 4, 2008 by oafhamper

AndrewDzIV2 has made a lengthy compilation of things you can do in GTA IV, complete with music that sometimes describes the scene. Shooting the police? Have NWA play! Going in reverse in a delivery truck? Play some Juvenile!

Included in this video is the infamous swingset glitch, where you drive a car into a swingset in gameplay, and you’ll fly into the air! Similar to the glitch from the game Skate, but it’s not random like it was on there.

why Cliff Blenisski is F’n AWESOME!!!!!

Posted in Features with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 23, 2008 by n3m3cy5t

Cliff the big red dog LOL

just look at that F’n mug!!!he probably gets so much fuckin’ Tang that the ppl who make the tang drink should like….make a bleszinksi flavor. YEA!

Not only that butttttt he makes a f’n awesome games too!!! like gears of war.Its gory as F*CK so thats why my dad doesnt let me play it but mmom and dad are total facists sooooo fuck ’em! Hehehehe..

i even worte a essay about ppl who influence me in my writing class and i wrote it about cliff becuz he makes games and som,eday i want to be makeing games too! mine are going to be f’n aweosme….theyre going to have nukelear missle launchers and TITS. tits are F’n awesome too!!!!!!!!

Gears 2 is going to rec sum shit. a lot better than f*cking gta4. no jetpacks u have to got 2 be kidding me dude……so f*ckin gay.

but yeah…Gears 2 is goin’ to f’n PWnnnnnnn like flys on hot sh!t. locust meat sheilds are going to be fun when i blast sKrubs across the f**cken map with my Shotty Snipe Skills. best believe “i am just legs” you d*ck!!!(he’s some fag i met on gears, he’s pretty gay w/ tork bow….) sh*ttttttt, wouldnt it be awesome if cliff was a big red f*ckoff dog that shoots lasers and fought brumacks? (an enema in gears for the ignorant…) HE WOULD BE THE PERFECT ENDBOSS FOR GEARS 2, F*CK MAN!!!!!

SOoooo this has been my 1st post on teh Full Effect, plz send me comets!!! also no fagging up the coments either ‘cuz steven will jus delete them….

F*CK SKRUBS!!!

im out, peaCe.

-n3m

(btw pyrohazard Stop f*cking up my tags u fag!!!_)

Spinnin’ Sidewayz: GTA IV Edition

Posted in General Updates with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 13, 2008 by pyrohazard

Nothing says a good session of gaming time with your closest buddies like spinning your car sideways and having your personal Black Hawk defy Newton’s Laws of Physics.

Forget ghost riding your whip, it’s all about spinning that whip! So if you’re a GTA maverick and want to create the next big thing in modern day Machinima hip-hop, look no further! Of course, if spinning your vehicle sideways and scratching up your blingin’ paintjob isn’t how you roll, you could always do the c-walk…

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