Archive for funny

Epic Skate Bails – NPC Glitch

Posted in General Updates with tags , , , on September 25, 2008 by oafhamper

Right as I managed to bail, this female NPC skater just screwed up.  It’s horrifying!

ESPN points out something interesting

Posted in General Updates with tags , , , , on September 9, 2008 by oafhamper

They see what you two did there.

Shawn Johnson: “It Makes My Taco Pop.”

Posted in General Updates with tags , , , , on September 1, 2008 by oafhamper

Someone’s gonna get in trouble for having cute 16 year-old-gold-medal-winning-olympic-gymnast Shawn Johnson say the above line.   Seriously, what the hell were they thinking?  The writer must’ve been a pedophile or something.

Diddy: “Gas prices are too muthafuckin’ high.”

Posted in Web Wednesday with tags , , , , on August 28, 2008 by oafhamper

More like, “This is gas price complaint number what, 12? Gas price complaint number 12”.  We get the damn idea that gas prices are too high, but you know it won’t change anytime soon.

It’s 5AM, and Madden 09 just glitched terribly.

Posted in General Updates with tags , , , , , , , on August 15, 2008 by oafhamper

I’ve seen alot of glitches in my time, but nothingis more terrible, stupid, and downright hilarious as this.

Ok so I’m returning a Punt as the Cowboys right? I fumble, and I don’t like that, so I do the EA Sports Rewind and in the middle of the rewind, the booth challenges the fumble, reversing the call! This led to Donovan McNabb and his O-line just standing there on the next play FROZEN COMPLETELY even if I have posession! Next thing you know my O-Line is not too far off, then suddenly the ball is shot off towards my offensive lineman and I run and get tackled. Confused by it, I rewinded it, ran the play (what you see here), and scored a fucking touchdown! My phone eventually didn’t have enough battery power to catch this weirdness in full, but you get the general idea seeing as the field is open.  This is horrible because now I have a touchdown scored by an offensive lineman, who caught a pass that shot straight up from the ground, meanwhile dodging the Eagles offensive line!

What the hell just happened?  Am I high? Am I drunk?  Did the porn I look at earlier corrupt my fragile little mind?  I don’t know, but what just happened needs to be fixed.  Which is ironic considering before I started this game, I downloaded the latest EA update for the game.  Go figure.

EDIT: As of Halftime, it says that the play was a rushing touchdown.  Wow.

Fresh Prince of Gotham City

Posted in Web Wednesday with tags , , , , on August 14, 2008 by oafhamper

spoonbank is awesome.

Madden 09 released today!

Posted in General Updates with tags , , , , , , on August 12, 2008 by oafhamper

In honor of the 20th anniversary of this game coming out, I present to you a montage of hilarious proportions from Madden ’92 which me and the fellow writers for this site laugh at every now and then, also if there is no Web Wednesday then this is it right here, folks.

P.S., I got my Collectors Edition copy on the midnight release.