A Very Short Theory

First off, theories are just things that are meant to explain stupid shit that in the end never matter in the first place.


Dave Mustaine = Anna Nicole Smith

I know what you’re thinking… but let me finish.

Now, no disrespect towards the late Mrs. Smith, nor any disrespect towards Mr. Mustaine, but if you think about it, their voices are pretty damn close. Mustaine’s voice when he sings is very close to her talking. —


I mean, just go listen to some Megadeth songs and you will see what I’m talking about…

“Symphony of Destruction” anyone? Just listen to it, it sounds like Anna Nicole on steroids. STEROIDS.

But on a sad note, as noted above, Mrs. Smith unfortunately died last year. But wow, every time I listen to a Megadeth CD, I just can’t get this image out of my head:

Yeah, scary as hell!

I need to investigate on the production dates and the location of Mrs. Smith in regards to where Megadeth writes and records their songs. Maybe she is an uncredited sound source? All I know is something is fishy. Honestly, two people in/on/gone from this world can’t sound like Louie Anderson with a porcupine up his ass. There is definitely more to this story then meets the eye (screw you Michael Bay).

The last Megadeth CD came out about 5 months after her death, but the production was probably complete way before that. It’s going to be interesting to see how the next CD sounds. This is definitely something to have a follow up on in the future.

R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith

R.I.P. (potentially) Megadeth


Furthermore, I present the best song lyric ever—

“Peanut butter in the gutter!” (click to listen)

– ‘Skin O’ My Teeth’ off of Countdown to Extinction by Megadeth

Actually, the real lyric is “People clutter in the gutter.” But listen to the song, seriously. It really does sound like he’s saying “peanut butter in the gutter.” Don’t believe me? Listen to it!

I’ve got a lot of theories.


2 Responses to “A Very Short Theory”

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