“See what had happen was…a sniper came…”

Posted in General Updates with tags on October 26, 2008 by oafhamper

The reason there’s not much going on here is because we’re going to do a relaunch in the Winter of sorts, or something.  WordPress is ass, you can’t edit the layout, and…it’s just ass seriously that’s about it. The site admin got locked out of his account, and if it hadn’t of happened there’d probably be more posts here.  As a lazy person, I tried to keep this place going.  So yeah, there will be an update.

As you can clearly see, I’ve been completely busy dialing 1-900-BITCHZ instead of posting here.  Sorry about that. I have been given a message from and I quote “The Man” and he says “TFE is not dead, it will be back and further info will be posted here as it comes. It won’t be long, and we all thank you for continuing the support for the site!” So yeah, put on your seatbelt or sit in Shia Lebouf’s lap to wear the seatbelt because this is going to be an awesome adventure, you hear me?  An Adventure!

Epic Skate Bails – NPC Glitch

Posted in General Updates with tags , , , on September 25, 2008 by oafhamper

Right as I managed to bail, this female NPC skater just screwed up.  It’s horrifying!

ESPN points out something interesting

Posted in General Updates with tags , , , , on September 9, 2008 by oafhamper

They see what you two did there.

Lobsters

Posted in Web Wednesday with tags on September 4, 2008 by oafhamper

Shawn Johnson: “It Makes My Taco Pop.”

Posted in General Updates with tags , , , , on September 1, 2008 by oafhamper

Someone’s gonna get in trouble for having cute 16 year-old-gold-medal-winning-olympic-gymnast Shawn Johnson say the above line.   Seriously, what the hell were they thinking?  The writer must’ve been a pedophile or something.

Diddy: “Gas prices are too muthafuckin’ high.”

Posted in Web Wednesday with tags , , , , on August 28, 2008 by oafhamper

More like, “This is gas price complaint number what, 12? Gas price complaint number 12”.  We get the damn idea that gas prices are too high, but you know it won’t change anytime soon.

It’s 5AM, and Madden 09 just glitched terribly.

Posted in General Updates with tags , , , , , , , on August 15, 2008 by oafhamper

I’ve seen alot of glitches in my time, but nothingis more terrible, stupid, and downright hilarious as this.

Ok so I’m returning a Punt as the Cowboys right? I fumble, and I don’t like that, so I do the EA Sports Rewind and in the middle of the rewind, the booth challenges the fumble, reversing the call! This led to Donovan McNabb and his O-line just standing there on the next play FROZEN COMPLETELY even if I have posession! Next thing you know my O-Line is not too far off, then suddenly the ball is shot off towards my offensive lineman and I run and get tackled. Confused by it, I rewinded it, ran the play (what you see here), and scored a fucking touchdown! My phone eventually didn’t have enough battery power to catch this weirdness in full, but you get the general idea seeing as the field is open.  This is horrible because now I have a touchdown scored by an offensive lineman, who caught a pass that shot straight up from the ground, meanwhile dodging the Eagles offensive line!

What the hell just happened?  Am I high? Am I drunk?  Did the porn I look at earlier corrupt my fragile little mind?  I don’t know, but what just happened needs to be fixed.  Which is ironic considering before I started this game, I downloaded the latest EA update for the game.  Go figure.

EDIT: As of Halftime, it says that the play was a rushing touchdown.  Wow.